Hitchcocked

(verb) to after-mess left on a male's genitals after having sex with a woman on her period

"Woke up this morning, and found out that girl from the bar Hitchcocked me. I had no idea!"

by Alfred H. June 14, 2013

alfred hitchcock

The fact that I am the first person to write anything on Hitchcock is just criminal. Born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. With a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he's sometimes referred to as the "Master of Suspense." He is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. Hitchcock's most famous movies include: Notorious, Psycho, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, 39 Steps, Rebecca, To Catch a Thief, The Birds, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Dial 'M' for Murder. Upon his death on 4/29/1980, Alfred Hitchcock, among other legendary directors such as Robert Altman, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, and Martin Scorsese, never received an Oscar for Best Director.

Person 1: I watch a lot of movies. I am a movie person.
Person 2: Me too! And don't you just love Alfred Hitchcock?
Person 1: I've never really watched any Hitchcock.
Person 2: And you call yourself a movie person? How dare you?!

by AbsolutelyHopeless December 15, 2006

hitchcockian

adjective which defines the cinematic style of movie director Alfred Hitchcock; (about nouns) a movie or story created in accordance to the before-mentioned style

Last night, Billy watched a hitchcockian movie

by Johnny the Kidd September 13, 2009

Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.

"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."

by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006

Like Hitchcock

Much like calling a moron "Einstein", "Like Hitchcock" is used towards a film, from average to poor quality, when comparing it to a film of even worse quality. Putting the two side by side, it makes the original choice appear of a far substantial standard.

After seeing "Fake Awful Movie", it's easy to say "Fake Mediocre Movie" feels like Hitchcock.

by AceDonald May 27, 2015

Hitchcock

When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.

She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!

by witte_app February 20, 2011

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008