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hit load by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017
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Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road
The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.
"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"
"Wow, did you get caught?"
"No, it was in the dark."
"Wow, did you get caught?"
"No, it was in the dark."
Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009
blow your load and hit the road
An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
blow your load and hit the road by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015
Bust a load and hit the road
A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.
Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that
Bust a load and hit the road by PresOfDaFriends March 17, 2011
Bust the load and hit the road
A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
Bust the load and hit the road by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019
Shoot my load and hit the road
When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Shoot my load and hit the road by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020
Drop a load and hit the road
Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.
"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"
"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."
"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."
Drop a load and hit the road by tylerscott May 14, 2009
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