historectomy

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010

Hipsterectomy

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.

Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.

by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysterectomy

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy

by Octamate September 22, 2019

Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

hysterectomy

Game Ovaries.

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.

by MaxEdison September 22, 2010

fistorectomy

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.

The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003