hissterectomy
Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?
hissterectomy by QuacksO May 8, 2023
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hissterectomy
Lustful guys' love-pipes don't generally make any noise, but they surely get "stiff 'n' vertical" very readily, so a gal's getting a "hisstERECTomy" would be effective against "surprises" in either case.
hissterectomy by QuacksO April 29, 2026
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Hipsterectomy
Noun, Verb
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009
hipsterechtomy
hipsterechtomy by DKLounge June 9, 2009
hysterectomy
hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004
Hysterectomy
To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.
From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy
Hysterectomy by Octamate September 22, 2019
historectomy
Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.
historectomy by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010
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