hissterectomy 

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.

Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?

hissterectomy by QuacksO May 8, 2023

hissterectomy

An operation dat a chick gets "down there" in order to no longer be affected by "trouser snakes".

Lustful guys' love-pipes don't generally make any noise, but they surely get "stiff 'n' vertical" very readily, so a gal's getting a "hisstERECTomy" would be effective against "surprises" in either case.

hissterectomy by QuacksO April 29, 2026

Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.

Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.

Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

hipsterechtomy 

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.

That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.

hipsterechtomy by DKLounge June 9, 2009

hysterectomy 

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysterectomy 

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy

Hysterectomy by Octamate September 22, 2019

historectomy 

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

historectomy by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010