hirple 

hirple = to walk with a limp.

Pronounced to rhyme with 'purple' thereby denouncing the myth that nothing rhymes with purple

Matthew (Matthew is one of my roleplay characters) hirpled over to Bob.

hirple by Walking Talking Dictionary May 11, 2007

hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

To be hiraled 

A commonly used verb in a particular discord server, named after a member's name who was getting ignored a lot.
You can use it to replace the verb ignore.

1. oi, stop hiraling me, smh
2. Seems like I'm getting hiraled
3. Please, answer me, I don't want to be hiraled T_T

To be hiraled by NormalRandomPeople February 23, 2021

hirpees 

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

hirpees by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

hirle 

a cutie who is very responsible and doesn’t take people bull and shouldn’t ever , and don’t need know one they got them self’s , and the realest

i want to be a hirle she’s great

hirle by shirleybaby May 29, 2020

Hipplechoad 

It's when a hippo has a baby with a fat dwarf hippo and the baby has a choad.

Me and ib-z found a hipplechoad on safari.

Hipplechoad by Connahwroey October 1, 2011

hurple

Scottish word for "hirple"
Means to limp, hobble, or walk crookedly

"He hurpled after spraining his ankle."
"Jimmy has a hurple from falling."

hurple by Sir. Grey November 26, 2014