When you find something hilarious but you don't want to say " this is hilarious" so you say "I'm hilared." This works because you're basically saying " this is so funny" or something close to that. Can be said in a monotone/ sarcastic voice or in a "I'm dying laughing" voice.

Im watching the new episode of one piece, and Luffy does something hilarious. I say "I'm hilared" and laugh.

Someone does something thinking its funny but you don't, "Oh, I'm hilared" sarcasm.

Hilared by Julian__Mist April 5, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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