hipstoric

A place that's historic in nature and redesigned to look hipster OR a place that's totally hipster and designed to look historic.

This hotel is amazing - totally hipstoric.

by brave new words December 21, 2016

Pre-Hipstoric

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.

"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."

by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016

pre-hipstoric

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.

"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."

by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012

hipsterlicious

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

by acowfrog September 13, 2011

Hipstercrite

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

by Luke B May 29, 2013

hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

Hipsteria

The sensation a person experiences upon realizing that they are surrounded by hipsters and may have become one them self. Generally this takes place in a setting which would, according to stereotype, be thought of as a popular place for hipsters to congregate. May be accompanied by visual and auditory hallucinations of flannel patterns and and pseudo-intellectual background conversation.

Upon realizing that he was holding a PBR tallboy at a Broken Social Scene Concert, Jack began to experience waves of severe hipsteria.

by word_alter July 16, 2011