hipsterjack

A hipster who dresses like a lumberjack, but who has never been an actual lumberjack. May be seen sporting a beard, flannel shirt, skinny jeans and non-prescription Warby Parkers.

The only thing that hipsterjack could chop is a salad.

by 1thousandwords January 13, 2017

hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

hipstertaku

A combination of both a hipster and an otaku. Someone who not only enjoys anime a bit too much, but prides themselves on only watching obscure anime with the original Japanese audio and subtitles. Hipstertakus criticize those who are into more "mainstream" dubbed anime such as Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Naruto, and Death Note.

Regular anime fan: "I wonder why there was never a Saiyan named after the potato. Potatoes are vegetables."
Hipstertaku: "If you were a TRUE anime fan, you would know that there was in fact a Saiyan named Totepo in the original Japanese version. But what true anime fan watches DBZ anyway? It's too mainstream. Tsukihime and Bokurano ftw!"

by Kitsuhime November 16, 2011

hipsterwank

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.

When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

by garry the gin drinking goat March 8, 2017

hipperjack

Someone who dresses as a combination of a hispter and a lumberjack. It is usually a man who is more rugged than your average hipster.

Brian is such a hipperjack. He's always rocking skinny jeans and flannel.

by shmules January 14, 2013

Hipsterracist

When people make fun of hipsters. Telling Hipster jokes. Looking down on Hipsters, or just bashing hipsters. Anyone who won't let a hipster live his/her hipster life style. Trying to classify a Hipster, with what they drink, eat, wear, smoke, or shop.

"Don't be a Hipsterracist."

"Hey man did you see that hipster drinking PBR and smoking American Spirits?"

"Your a Hipster!"

"Nice Black frame glasses hipster."

"How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

by hobochic September 26, 2011