Hipsterant

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.

Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn

by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

Hipsterectomy

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.

Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.

by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Hipsterection

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.

"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."

by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

Hipsterist

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.

Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.

by Noir September 6, 2005

Hipsterpotomous

A HIPSTER with the weight capacity from 300 lbs. beyond. They still wear sweaters, scarves, and skinny jeans but they are usually in the XXXL and plus size range. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES with poor or diabetic induced vision wear thick, rim glasses that are black or other colors and/or designs. They are usually rude and claim they know more than anyone. They listen to The Shins, Camera Obscura, Tegan and Sara, or anything that so obscure you've probably never heard of and denounce anything that's MAINSTREAM. Be it as it may, they are very eloquent and speak with ALMOST perfect diction. Hipsterpotomous women, also known as FATTY DECHENELLES, are known to be the most popular of the fat-chick universe followed behind Fat Goth Chicks and Twi-lards. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES also have a better taste in cuisine than most other obese groups. For example: if a Hipsterpotomous has his usual hard craving for a pastry, he will shovel down a TERRA MISU instead of swallowing a whole box of Little Debby Oatmeal Pies.

ZOOEY: Hey, Carrie, look at that fat-man with the tight pants eating that Velvino Hordverve jamming to Arcade Fire.

CARRIE: That's no ordinary fat-man. That there be a HIPSTERPOTOMOUS.

by CORY C September 5, 2012

hipstercunt

when you enjoy something until it becomes popular. Its the essence of every true hipster.

>LISTEN TO SOME QUIRCKY SONG ON YOUTUBE
> Stoked about it having under 75K views
>LISTEN TO SAME QUIRKY SONG ON YOUTUBE 6-MONTHS LATER
>It has 2M views
>Loathe the people who comment about how stoked they are that they found it.
>tfw your a pretentious hipstercunt

by @Notjoesantiago July 24, 2015