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Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Hipsterection 

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
Hipsterection by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

hipsterantes 

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.
The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

hipstergaters 

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.
"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

Hipsterstep 

Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.
Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!

Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!

Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!

Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...

Hipsterectomy 

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.
I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!
Hipsterectomy by Dr Texas June 8, 2015