The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."
"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, likeFacebook, to publically shame them.
The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.
Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.
Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!
Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!
Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!
Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...
The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.
I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.