hipples 

Hard nipples, the cause of cold weather, an alternative to stipples

Beth: William, you appear to have hipples
Will: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

hipples by herpaderp222 March 28, 2011

hipples 

Hipples is a name commonly used for someone who wears their pants/shorts above that of normal individuals. Generally, the top of the pants/shorts rest somewhere between the hip line and the nipple line, but most definitely more apparent when worn closer to the nipple line. You can also refer to this person as "The Jodemeister". Other characteristics describing this individual include wearing very "loud" shirts and ties, having Kung Fo Fighting as your cell phone ring tone, as well as having worked for Integra in Dallas.

Have you seen hipples today...he is pulling a 3.7 on the hipplemeter.

hipples by T. McGee September 9, 2008

Nairless Hipples 

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Nairless Hipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

Nairless Hipples by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

The King Of Hippies 

see John Lennon

john lennon is the king of hippies

The King Of Hippies by Screw Hippies, Love Metal October 13, 2010

Hipplechoad 

It's when a hippo has a baby with a fat dwarf hippo and the baby has a choad.

Me and ib-z found a hipplechoad on safari.

Hipplechoad by Connahwroey October 1, 2011

Pull A Hipple

To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.

Man, we got wasted last night and i watched Ryan pull a Hipple.

Pull A Hipple by Dr. P. Hunter August 27, 2008

hippiesplain 

Judgy comments and/or explanations from neo hippies about the virtues of all things organic, new age, and healthy.

My boyfriend had to hippiesplain why cage free eggs are better than regular eggs

hippiesplain by Ang71 August 28, 2021