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hippaes

American Eagle (AE) shopping kids who think they're hippies, hence hippAEs.
Great, here comes another bunch of hippaes with their "live your life" bags.
by jgml2 April 12, 2007
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hippiesplain

Judgy comments and/or explanations from neo hippies about the virtues of all things organic, new age, and healthy.
My boyfriend had to hippiesplain why cage free eggs are better than regular eggs
by Ang71 August 28, 2021
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College know-it-all Hippies

Can be thought of as just extremely liberal college students, where there are shrooms, acid, lots of pot, "hippy"-clothes, classic rock, etc., involved. Can be hardcore, but not nearly as hardcore as the hippies of yesterday. While real hippies have a totally different kind of lifestyle than the average American, College Know-It-All Hippies are just college students who usually come from upper middle-class families where their parents pay for them to go to school, which goes against what actually makes a real-life hippy.

Free speech applies to them and them only--not those dirty, filthy conservatives. They tend to talk about moving outside of the United States, because life in America has treated them oh so terribly (even with Freedom of Speech/Freedom of Expression, which is what these new hippies are based on). They pick out the government's flaws, and they tend to know very little about how money, government, other types of authority work, and then they have the "fuck government/all corperations" mentality based on those little pieces of "knowledge." Many CKIAH tend to think that freedom of expression and freedom of speech mean "I can do whatever I want, and if you complain, you're just a normal person, and being normal is a very bad thing." Many of them actually believe in movies like Loose Change, or any other 9/11-was-a-government-conspiracy BS. Last, they tend to read a lot of books where they say they get their fascinating knowledge, when really, they only read them because the books agree with them--I mean hey, they're know-it-alls.
Tripping CKIAH: "Look man, 9/11 was a government conspiracy! They flew planes into their own World Trade Center, and then the United States tried to destroy their own military! Then they KILLED soldiers by going to war! See what I mean man? Bush is evil!"

Normal kid: "Don't listen to them, they're college know-it-all hippies."
by werty8u90p-o987t6rertiop May 23, 2007
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hippies

by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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hippiestrand

A DNA strand sequence that makes a person into a Hippie.
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Bob must have a hippie strand underneath his conservative businessman exterior, since I saw him looking at a Harley.
by HippieStrand August 10, 2009
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2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.
Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.
by Aitch73 June 3, 2018
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