hipotriste
Worse than a SIMP. This means that you flirt with other people’s girlfriends, or girls/guys that don’t like you.
hipotriste by deepinurmom March 19, 2023
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Hipocrite
A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
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hipocrite
1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
hypocristeria
A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.
The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.
hypocristeria by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017
Hipocrite
"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"
Hipocrite by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018
hipocrite
A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.
hipocrite by markwonder May 7, 2010
hipocritster
\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".
note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.
also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.
note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.
also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.
hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.
hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.
hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.
hipocritster by lootfisk August 17, 2011