hiposterous 

Having extraordinarily large hips. A combination of hips and preposterous.

Not to be confused with hippoposterous.

Kim Kardashian may have all kinds of implants, but she's naturally hiposterous.

hiposterous by PBMax September 28, 2008

Hipsterobscura 

/ˈhɪp.stɚ‿opˈsku .ra/
Any building/design aesthetics Most Desired By Hipsters and other people who like to seem Savvy and Cutting-Edge. Specifically, any design/aesthetic choice made especially because it's "unique enough" to warrant "bragging rights" that highlight that person's, supposed Uniqueness, but otherwise is impractical or annoying or simply pointless. This especially applies to those who invest a great deal of effort into something so that they can go, "Oh that? Yeah that's just my like, Knowledge about this Obscureish thing that demarcates me as Superior and Cooler than you."

"I would like my home to showcase my wealth of knowledge about my expensive hobby, you know? I want that hipsterobscura look."

"We have a post-contemporary hipsterobscura aesthetic throughout the office, which fits perfectly with our hip alternative tech startup lifestyle."

Hipsterobscura by Aschedjidoi October 30, 2016

hipsterus luizaurus 

One that has reached a middle ground between the new hipster aesthetics and a more classical cultural background.Although hipsterus luizaurus's interests rather dwell in the corners of popular culture they may vary from quasi intellectual icons,like Woody Allen,to the more obscure cultural endeavors like B-Sides of a The National album.The wide range of discussion subjects that the hipsterus luizaurus can handle without to much effort can seem like a know-it-all attitude but more often than not it's just an attempt to overcome a innate shyness and can projects a rather clumsy coolness.

After talking to that girl in the vintage store about the new Jack White album i think she's a hipsterus luizaurus.

hipsterus luizaurus by serghei rugasky December 1, 2011

Hipsterosis

(noun) the condition of a pleasant normal person deteriorating into a hipster

Look at Jason and those ridiculous glasses. Hipsterosis really got him.

Hipsterosis by occupy_urban May 14, 2012

hyposterous 

A thought of hypothesis that seems exceedingly preposterous

Jane's hyposterous was that the theory of Sea-floor Spreading and Earth expansion were connected.

hyposterous by The word makerzzzzz March 13, 2012