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Hinckley Academy 

Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.
mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!
Hinckley Academy by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020
Related Words
hincz Hinch Hinchy hincapiéd hincho Hinching Hinckle hinckley Hindz hintz
To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale
‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit
Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

Hinckley, MN 

H town. Literally. Heroin and meth everywhere. The town of wannabe drug dealers and white people who think they can say the n word. Everyone here thinks they’re a gang member. White kids who smoke weed once and claim to be blood or crip. Everyone here smells like cigarettes and asscheese.
Hey man you wanna go to Hinckley, MN and see a movie?

“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”
Hinckley, MN by phosphorushoe February 7, 2020
A person who won't acknowledge certain people in public can be said to be hincty.
hincty by Marsha J. July 18, 2006

Autumn Hintz 

She both Hellfire and Holywater.

She has a heart of gold. But break her trust, you'll see a dark side. She a warrior who will do anything to protect the ones she loves. Having her on your side. Makes you the luckiest. Don't ever flip her bitch switch. She is ONE OF A KIND.
Why can't you just be an Autumn Hintz.

hinchingbrooke school 

Looks posh on the outside but there’s bare skets ukno.
Run by some fat guy, by the name Andrew, whose hairline is receding like a mofucka.

Boys are clapped styll, everyone wants to get in Shiela’s pants, she’s a babe.
Lily: What school do you go to?
Alex: Hinchingbrooke School
Lily: ohhh explains why you’re clapped
hinchingbrooke school by udunkno December 24, 2018