Hinch

The coolest person around.

That guy is so Hinch

by Someone June 20, 2004

Hinch

Derived from Instagram. To hinch or be hinched. A term for intense and methodical cleaning or organising.

I’ve just hinched the kitchen.

by MilsD January 10, 2019

Hinch

A small measure or remnant of something.
A cross between a hint and a pinch.

I added a hinch of lemon to the punch.

by sssssGabiH January 29, 2018

Hinch

(Verb) To be bamboozled, fooled, taken advantaged of by a complete loser.

(Noun) See Donovan

I've Hinch 'd the government because I'm getting money for a fake condition I'm pretending to have.

You have a little of bit of money and self-worth, I don't...I'm gonna Hinch you up.

by asberger October 15, 2011

Hinch

This used to be the coolest person around, but then he got married, had kids, and became a zombie-like cliche.

Remember when Hinch was cool? The dullness of the suburbs really sucked the life out of that poor guy.

by croquemadame October 5, 2016

Hinched

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

by I.love.it August 31, 2021

hinching

Hinching is going to various Supermarkets and stocking up on cleaning products then using said products to 'clean' with.
I use the word 'clean' loosely as after perusing numerous examples of said 'cleaning' I have very rarely seen anything that was really dirty to begin with.
Very often during the 'cleaning' process different products are mixed together... which then can lead to inhalation of toxic fumes.
Cleaning cloths and products are very often given names which are mostly chosen by Mrs Hinch (the leader of the Hinch Army)

I spent today hinching my home.

by SLMoi November 7, 2018