himpo

A himpo is a hippopotamus that watches porn.
Or, a person who is fat, lazy, and spends a lot of time watching porn.

He is such a himpo.

by Lily Valden February 27, 2019

Himouto

A person who is prim and proper on public, but once the himouto goes home the himouto will be the the most lazy fuck you will ever see

"That girl is a himouto , don't be her"
-my mom

by BearDeeno August 18, 2018

Himbo

A dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly. Gentle giants, if you will. Perhaps the best example of a himbo is Kronk, from The Emperor’s New Groove. He is large, strong, and stupid, but extremely kind and respectful to everyone. He is also incredibly innocent and unaware of many events happening around him, as most himbos are.

Emily: l’m going through a breakup right now, sorry I’m so emotional. I just really need someone to talk to.
Amelia: You should go to Steve. He really helped when John cheated on me.

Emily: Steve? Ugh, he’s such a himbo.
Amelia: My point exactly.

by Musty_Grandma_Teeth August 5, 2021

HIMformation

When a man tries to tell a woman something about herself. Her anatomy or some misconception about how women are or 'supposed' to be. Different than 'mansplain' which is a man trying to explain anything to you .. HIMformation is a man trynna tell a woman something about herself. That he has no idea about. And is obviously wrong. like always.

'No thanks - keep your HIMformation to yourself dummy'.

by TheMomzi February 13, 2019

Himbo

An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.

e.g JFK from Clone High

He's so attractive, but not super smart, is he? Himbo energy.

by vibesx November 15, 2020

Himbo

A man who generally is stupid, but tries hard to be a respectful man.

Like Fred from Scooby Doo.

See bimbo

“Do you support women’s suffrage?”
“No because women shouldn’t suffer!”

“You’re such a himbo.”

by yeehaw42069 April 29, 2020

Himbo

Think bimbo, but actually better.

He's a little slow, but he's trying his best. Big, beefy, almost always has a nice ass and drinks respect women juice. Most of the time the only thing playing in his brain is elevator music.
Just don't make him think to hard and you should be good.

Some iconic himbos include Thor, Kronk and arguably the original himbo himself, Hercules.

by let's go lesbians November 1, 2020