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Conditional Hilarity Syndrome 

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.
James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

Hilarity Ensues 

From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.
Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.
Hilarity Ensues by flobo November 13, 2010

hilarity 

A hilarious situation. Usually followed by "ensuing".
Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Hilarity ensues
hilarity by ramdac October 22, 2003

Hilarifying 

1) An absolutely horrifying situation that one still finds hilarious.
a) I can't believe Bill just shit his pants in the middle of dinner with his boss and continued to eat like nothing happened. That's hilarifying.

b) Did you see the last Southpark Episode where Timmy the cripple fights Jimmy. That was hilarifying!
Hilarifying by Shibby! February 12, 2008

Oh the Hilarity 

A statement used like LOL, being 100% overused in most blogTV rooms, especially lovemedeadx3's, you go in there and you will see that flooded like crazy.

Simply means, oh haha, thats funny.

The damn girl on the camera says it yet doesn't crack a smile. So basically means, lol, which is a filler word for "i dont really give a shit but hah okay."
Person1: Hey I took a dump on the teachers desk in 3rd hour as she taught the class.

Person2: Oh the hilarity.

oh the hilarity 

the phrase of april fools 2010
means the same as "lol" but at a whole cooler level

abbr.: oth
-OMG i tripped on a crack
-OH THE HILARITY
oh the hilarity by FUX PRO April 1, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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