Skip to main content

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population
"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Port Jefferson High

The smallest High School in the area. By the time you graduate you are sick of everyone because you either a) had more than 4 classes with them since grammer school b) you know their entire background and why they are the way they are, and they know your entire background c) you've hooked up or dated them or everyone d) there is no avoiding these people, you will bump into them almost anywhere, because they are always searching for new people to hang out with just as you are.
a number of the students there reside in Belle Terre, come on guys, drop the thug life theme, you live in a gated community with their own private police.
Also we know that you are not that tough if you have to be a member of the PJ country club because of the town you live in.

Jefferson Forest High School 

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology 

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

Jefferson High School

Is a ghetto ass school where bitches be loud asf in the hall ways and the sports teams are fucking ass but overall we dance better than Middleton and is hype asff at times but at least we don’t got diseases like Leto and chambo also our football team ain’t shit plus we mean asf to everyone like we be rude asf but Jefferson is far by the best school in Hillsborough county as they should cause we take no disrespect and we got the best fights and we basically can walk to the mall 😌
Jefferson High School is a school where it be at