high caloric

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.

Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010

high calorie frosting

a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top

Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America

by gravy_baby May 3, 2010

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.

She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.

by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.

You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

by The Queen Of Accountability March 31, 2025

High Caloriesha

A high-caloried female who consumes an ample amount of calories.

3 High Caloriesha’s were fighting at the mall.

by The Queen Of Accountability May 17, 2025