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Who else high af rn
Who else high af rn by Mason Ray Parker June 6, 2021
im high af
me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted
im high af by nateeee420 November 11, 2022
AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high
First of all if you actually are in this program you can disrespectfully STFU. Literally full of a bunch of kiss asses that literally have no life and trying to find something you might be able to call a friend. if you generally get offended by this you lick your moms tits and if you are in AFJROTC than you have a great future of being a child molester or the NBA(no bitches association or the MVP (the most virgin person)). There's only a very few people that I've met that aren't total ass wipes and poor excuses of a functioning human being that can go one sentence without talking about this absolute abomination of a class. I can make a whole list of people that need to leave the proximity but I don't want the wanna be national guard on my ass.
AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high by nobitches69420 April 28, 2022
After High School Syndrome
When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.
When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck
When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck
After High School Syndrome by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012
Compete in the African-American high-dive competition
"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."
Compete in the African-American high-dive competition by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005
After high nap
After high nap by Du Bose0130 June 10, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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