The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

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Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

Hufty Puff by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

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hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

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Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl

Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose

Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010

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