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Hitty is a shortened term for hideous and/or ugly. Usually used to describe women that are hideous
That bitch is hitty. I wouldnt touch her with your dick.
hitty by robr2 September 25, 2006
The alternative and better word for hay
hit the hitty
Hitty by abs <3 June 21, 2021

Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"
Hitty Knee by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018

Hitty Catchy 

A game designed for young adults who used to be athletic. A wiffle ball bat, balls and three players (a Hitty, a Pitchy and a Catchy) are needed for a game. The object of the game is for the Hitty to hit the ball directly to the Catchy. The Hitty gets 10 swings per round and the catchy always gets half the points that the hitty gets. The Hitty can opt for a money ball on the 10th pitch. Other details include the double-doozy, the bonus round leaf catch, the tapa-tapa-tapa, and the aggressive play jacket. Popularized by the theme song, H to the Itty, C to the Atchy.
Im bored, you guys want to play some Hitty Catchy?
Hitty Catchy by AndAnotherOne December 16, 2007

Hitty stick 

A stick or similar object used primarily for hitting things. A hitty stick can be anything from a simple tree branch, to the mighty nail-bat and is a weapon accessible to anyone with arms.
Some fucking guy: How'd you get rid of that guy who broke into your house the other day?
Some other fucking guy: I beat him to death with my hitty stick.
Some fucking guy: Right on.
Hitty stick by Johnny Bowker April 28, 2014

hitty pipe 

Slang for a crystal meth pipe.
Refers to any kind of crystal meth paraphernalia.
pass the hitty pipe man.
load that hitty pipe, im trying to get twacked out!
hitty pipe by RLpoloplaya67 September 6, 2005