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hi-jack

1. To take over by force
2. To replace someone's home page to some crappy search engine that they would never have used and still won't even if they can't get it off their computer.
Home Search Assistant totally fucking hi-jacked me! But I still h4x0red its ass.
by TryANewTaco January 18, 2005
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Hi-jack the toilet

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.
by Will Wraith February 20, 2009
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Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour November 13, 2011
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conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
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hi-jackin planes

its basically a metaphor for when your high as hell.

so your hi-jackin planes cuz u so high
waka flocka flame used it in his song "hi-jackin planes"
person 1: aye mane what u doin tonight?
person 2: shit, hi-jackin planes...
by tizzy t October 7, 2011
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hi-jacking

Word used to identify message board thread take overs.
The original post was about "holes" but some "hi-jacker" turned it into a peta discussion.
by raptorman July 27, 2004
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Hi I’m Jackson Wang From China

Jackson Wang’s iconic catchphrase. He says it word for word in pretty much every interview he does.
Interviewer: h—
Jackson: Hi I’m Jackson Wang from China 😄
by yutodas August 11, 2020
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