5 definitions by Jackson Hall
Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2009
"Bro call me when you're fresh for Manny's party, I'll drive."
-"Fresh?"
-"Fresh."
"Sir I'll have those reports fresh for you by 5 o'clock."
"Yo I met this girl at Manny's last night, she was so fresh, I laid pipe for hours."
-"Fresh?"
-"Fresh."
"Sir I'll have those reports fresh for you by 5 o'clock."
"Yo I met this girl at Manny's last night, she was so fresh, I laid pipe for hours."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2009
(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2009
Adj. - often used in a negative context to describe a disproportionately high male to female ratio at a social gathering
syn. sausage fest
syn. sausage fest
"Bro are you sure you want to go to Pierson's party? It's going to be so dude-tacular."
"Bro the gym was so dude-tacular today, all the meat heads trying to ham it up before spring break; I couldn't catch a single glimpse of sweater meat."
"Bro the gym was so dude-tacular today, all the meat heads trying to ham it up before spring break; I couldn't catch a single glimpse of sweater meat."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2009
Acronym - short for Drunk Loud Talker, one who's voice volume increases by 15 decibels or more upon consumption of alcoholic substances. Pitch and tone can remain heightened or flat, however rate of delivery will increase as well.
Said person could also be a conversation hi-jacker.
Said person could also be a conversation hi-jacker.
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2009