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hit his/her jack : text or call him/her
s/o to bobby, hhj
hhj by ShutterBug1967 April 2, 2021

Habanera Hand Job (HHJ) 

When someone dices up 1 or many Habanera peppers into a paste, rubs the paste all over their hands, then proceeds to administrate a hand job to some lucky recipient.
I thought I was gonna get lucky with Lucy, but the burning on my schlong indicated that she had given me the Habanera Hand Job (HHJ).
Habanera Hand Job (HHJ) by mawheele January 17, 2008

Hhjhrohj 

I’m bored
I’m bored. Hhjhrohj
Hhjhrohj by Thakie November 30, 2018
Half hearted just kidding

when your kidding.. but your not..
brandon: omg chels ilu ..... HHJK™
chels: omg ur a fag
alisha: omg u guys lets fuck.. HHJK™
jimmy: IHOOOOP
HHJK™ by sharkzanddanger11 January 20, 2011

Hhjsuqbs 

Person 1: did you die?
Person 2: Hhjsuqbs
Hhjsuqbs by That stuff animal October 8, 2019
is like the dumbest twitter user ever 🤭🤭 /j ily dumbass
omg did u see hhjloml? they talking about hyunjin 24/7
hhjloml by minsomnia October 20, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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