heysus

A boy who is very special and kind hearted,he knows how to treat a girl. could be depressed at times though. its important to love him as much as he loves you. heysus is good looking with black hair and deep eyes. but dont forget he has a dark side.. :)

Heysus asked me to go on a date with him! "i think he really loves you!"

heysus by cleo caroline August 18, 2018

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Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

Hesus by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019

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Hey-sus

An exclamation, much like "Jesus Christ!", but with proper Spanish pronunciation.

"Hey-sus, there's an anvil approaching my head!"

Hey-sus by TrademarkChatter March 19, 2004

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haysus

Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.

Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."

haysus by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013