A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!
Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!
Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 04, 2019
A belief of Hesus, a spiritual god living currently in a rubber duck, which brings luck to people who worship and liver rubber ducks.
Believe in Shabushtika
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 04, 2019
Whenever a subject you loathe sucks soooo much. A term which teachers don't understand, basically saying their subject is 💩
Unkanloka Example:
Setting: Math Class
Teacher: Ok, today I decided you are going to have a test on everything you learned so far.
Student: Math is Unkalonka, because it sucks sooooo much
by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 15, 2019
Setting, Middle School Dance
Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!
Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...
Person 1 leaves...
Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019
Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.
Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!
Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 14, 2019
A word for the religion where people believe in Hesus, a spiritual god which is currently in the form of a rubber duck, bringing luck to everybody and anybody, who loves or believes in either rubber ducks or ducks. Shabushtica is the original name of the religion, and shabushtika is the holiday/weekend name for the religion.
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 04, 2019