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Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.
Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."
haysus by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013
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Hatsuseno 

a super hot cool sexy person

likes utena and ykk
hey have u talked to hatsuseno?
once you talk to them, I heard ur body goes into metamorphosis and you become a higher being.
Hatsuseno by anonymous4020 April 28, 2021

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
Stupid Haynus Syndrome by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011
A boy who is very special and kind hearted,he knows how to treat a girl. could be depressed at times though. its important to love him as much as he loves you. heysus is good looking with black hair and deep eyes. but dont forget he has a dark side.. :)
Heysus asked me to go on a date with him! "i think he really loves you!"
heysus by cleo caroline August 18, 2018

haylussy 

haylussy is ussy combined with hayl

haylussy loves wax and being praised

people that are named haylie combined with ussy love their ex’s

haylussy is ranked number 111 on best ussy combinations
look at her shes such a haylussy
haylussy by savytoes June 17, 2022

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