Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.
Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."
by Dick&Cunt December 24, 2013