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A really caring person. He can often be a idiot but hes a really good guy. A heysum always helps people in need and plays with them and can be a real idiot.
Wow thats a Heysum move right there.
heysum by tattimaster101 December 2, 2020
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Adjtv, or verb anything that is cool or "dank or dope"

Can be pronounced he- yump, hemp or a higher tone Heyump heyump. ( thanks to neon joe)
"Dude that sauce you made was heyumping"
Heyump by Fhsks September 21, 2018
A boy who is very special and kind hearted,he knows how to treat a girl. could be depressed at times though. its important to love him as much as he loves you. heysus is good looking with black hair and deep eyes. but dont forget he has a dark side.. :)
Heysus asked me to go on a date with him! "i think he really loves you!"
heysus by cleo caroline August 18, 2018

Heysamurott

The most badass guy around. If you're friends with him you are just leeching off of his epicness. Also, he has a big penis
Hey do you know Heysamurott?
Yeah! He's so cool!
Heysamurott by Heysamurott October 11, 2016

heysuppgall 

omg! heysuppgall!!
Hysum is a wonderful friend. He is caring loving and will happily die for you. Hysum is very humble as he is struggling with PTSD post Revolutionary War
hysum by Dentist of Detroit September 17, 2018
Someone who is very sexy and funny and popular. Most women like to have sexual intercourse with someone named Haysum.
"Oh my gosh is that Haysum? I want to make out with him and make love to him."
"Haysum always makes me laugh."
"Did you see how handsome Haysum looked today?!"
Haysum by Getsumhay November 21, 2021
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