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A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!
"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"
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by πŸ†πŸ¦† May 27, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A word used in the place of the Spanish version of Jesus, JesΓΊs. Used by uneducated people who think they are clever.
Hey, I named my character Hesus because that means Jesus.
by h8lame February 08, 2007
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Jesus but with a tan.
β€œI woke up to Hesus sucking me off.”
by GreenKittenG June 14, 2020
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