Hesus 

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

Hesus by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 27, 2019

Hesus 

A word used in the place of the Spanish version of Jesus, Jesús. Used by uneducated people who think they are clever.

Hey, I named my character Hesus because that means Jesus.

Hesus by h8lame February 10, 2007

Hesus 

A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon

Person 1: I broke up with my GF today
Person 2: Praise Hesus! She's mine now!!!

Hesus by lixie's egg May 27, 2019

Hesus 

Jesus but with a tan.

“I woke up to Hesus sucking me off.”

Hesus by GreenKittenG June 14, 2020

Hesus 

.The word for Jesus in Filipino languages

si hesus ang mashiach!

Hesus by Glide08 March 3, 2017

Hesus 

A god (right now in a form of a rubber duck) that brings luck to anybody who believes in him and in rubber ducks. This includes people who enjoy taking baths with them. On the other hand, the demon brings bad luck.

Man #1: Hail Hesus! I broke up with my ROBLOX gf!!!
Man #2: Praise Hesus shes mine now!!
Man #1: Damit Deamon! I want him to be single for his whole life -_-

Hesus by lixie's egg May 28, 2019

Hesus 

Sophia Angulo

Girl: Omg is that Godddddd
Girl 2: Omg I think it is
Hesus: No it's Hesus you fools

Hesus by He a lack June 9, 2022