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Damn, that vagina smelled F'n HEXEN!
Hexen by Austin47 May 20, 2003

HeXeN ///: The Movie 

HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.
I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!

Mount St. Helen's volcano 

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.
When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!
To Tittyfuck a dudes butt cheeks.

To take ones penis and slide it between a mans buttcheeks.
Yo did you see the shitter on that dude. I’d Heendog the fuck outta that thing.
Heendog by Richard Sniffers June 13, 2018

Helenaist 

A fan of the beautiful and talented actress Helena Bonham Carter.
I will always be a Helenaist
Helenaist by halfaspretty July 11, 2012
To titty fuck a mans butheeks.
Last night Brad Heendogged me to completion.
Heendog by Richard Sniffers June 14, 2018