A type of hangnail, specifically a long skinny rod of nail material that sprouts between the side skin and the nail itself. Found only on fingernails and often painful to remove.
by Hedda LeTuce June 13, 2011
Get the hesstick mug.n. a drink containing an alcohol, typically wine, mixed with vaginal discharge; known to be an aphrodisiac in some european countries.
by Reinhard Gehlen November 18, 2004
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The state of being unusually courageous in a corporate environment that causes an individual to utter wildly inappropriate comments, especially when taken out of context. Most often occurs to a Golden Boy.
Golden Boy, in the middle of a meeting: It smells like SEX in here!
Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.
Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 20, 2019
Get the Hessticular Fortitude mug.A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancer mug.A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancer mug.A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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