A type of hangnail, specifically a long skinny rod of nail material that sprouts between the side skin and the nail itself. Found only on fingernails and often painful to remove.
the best human being alive.
loves to paint.
did someone say tennis?
get's really hungry and wants to eat like a pig.
twinz.
one time she was a geisha.
somehow understands people when they speak thai.
is beautiful inside and out.
the most sarcastic person ever.
is a really good best friend.
her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.