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get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010
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A long haired heavy metal fan from the 80's.
Either you were a punk, a jock, a skater, a nerd or a heshen in high school.
Heshen by nelliedeleie April 27, 2014
Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.
That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.
hesher by aaarn October 30, 2012
Word of the Day on November 10, 2024
Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.
Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!
HeshTD by HeshScientist June 16, 2009
Hesed describes a sense of love and loyalty that inspires merciful and compassionate behavior toward another person.

When God appeared to Moses to give the Law a second time, He described Himself as “abounding in” or “filled with” hesed, which is translated “love and faithfulness,” “unfailing love,” “faithful love,” “steadfast love,” and “loyal love,” depending on the Bible version (Exodus 34:6–7).

The core idea of this term communicates loyalty or faithfulness within a relationship. Thus, hesed is closely related to God’s covenant with His people, Israel. As it relates to the concept of love, hesed expresses God’s faithfulness to His people.
hesed makes our relationship last longer and happy
hesed by lovegelay June 7, 2021

heished up 

To closed, shut, or raise up. Also can mean up high.
Her booty is heished up.
Heishe that window, its cold outside.
heished up by Trickymule August 8, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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