HeshTD

Name: HeshTD Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.

Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!

HeshTD by HeshScientist June 16, 2009

Get the HeshTD mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Heshteg

This is heshteg.
This is how Russian savages say hashtag in sentence.
It can also be used when u want to swear.

HOLY HESHTEG VLADIMIR VAT IS YOUR PREBLEM!!

Ugh dis website keeps on heshteging my texts.

Heshteg by Heshteg Greg May 29, 2018

Get the Heshteg mug.

Related Words

HeshTD • hesht • heshtag • Heshteg • heshtl • Heshty • he-shed • hesh the gnar

heshed

fucked up, smelly, generally and totally disgusting

"that hobo was lookin and smellin totally heshed out, homes"

heshed by the vegetable kingdom October 20, 2008

Get the heshed mug.

Heshty

The word "Heshty" is a word to describe something that is good which can create a better day, can be more relaxed, or just in general make for a more positive environment.

A mix of the skateboarding term Hesh and Cushty

which brings to mean, you think *whatever* is good, and you don't care if someone dislikes it.

Person 1: "Yo did you listen to *artist*'s new track?"
Person 2: "Yeah that Sh*t is heshty!"

"Sitting at home with a bacon sandwhich and a relentless drink, this is heshty."

"In the studio making music all day, this is so heshty!"

Heshty by iamNSB January 25, 2013

Get the Heshty mug.

heshtag

The incorrect spelling of the word hashtag by stupid people who don't know what hashtags are used for.

#idontknowwhatthissymbolactuallydoesbutimgoingtouseanywayandspellwithaneinsteadofana #heshtag

heshtag by #**# September 17, 2013

Get the heshtag mug.

hesht

Silence,in Albanian

An more easy way to say "shut up"

Nuk hesht dot per dy minuta?
Oo heeshtt!.(nooo way shut uppp)

hesht by BSBFL September 19, 2020

Get the hesht mug.

heshtl

Cool, fun, exciting

Whoa that bouncy house looks heshtl!

heshtl by Wordmastered December 16, 2024

Get the heshtl mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.