herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

herpy slurp by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

herp-slurp 

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

herp-slurp by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011

People who write herp-slurp 

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.

People who write herp-slurp by Anon305 December 4, 2010

Herp-Slurp 

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

Herp-Slurp by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

herpe slurpy 

eating a chick out or giving a guy head that has herpes...pretty self explanitory

omg adam i cant belive you gave vicki a herpe slurpy

herpe slurpy by lynard September 10, 2005

Herpe Slurpee 

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009