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Definitions by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner

Herp-Slurp 

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Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.
I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday
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Testicleboner 

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A growth of the testicles resembling the shape of a pear. Could be a deformity or could be caused by injury to the testicular area.
Damn that Testicleboner is disgusting.
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