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herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.
So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.
herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

Herpighonasyphilaids 

Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual
You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.
Herpighonasyphilaids by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.
Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."
Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009

Herpaghonasyphilaids 

A ginourmous whore who is rumored to have at least one or more STD's;
"Dude i think she has Herpaghonasyphilaids, i wouldn't fuck that."
Herpaghonasyphilaids by Paige September 17, 2004

herpeghonasyphilaids 

The morbid combination of herpes, ghonorrea, syphilis, and AIDS.
Joe had sex with a tranny slut and got herpeghonasyphilaids.

herpahghonasphilaids 

1. A generic term denoting an STD.
2. Used to describe the exceptionally promiscuous individual.
We went back to my van so I could infected her with my herpahghonasphilaids.

What they hell is this rash? You got the herpahghonasphilaids.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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