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herpaghondasyphilaids 

A mix of all STDs known to man. An STD so powerful that it crawls out of any orifice, beats you up, and infects you. It can only exist in super hos. There are no known treatments for this extreme affliction.
So hows the herpaghondasyphilaids working out for you?
I heard that girl has herpaghondasyphilaids, must be from sleeping with 800 guys.
That dude got herpaghondasyphilaids from sleeping around with prostitutes all the time.
herpaghondasyphilaids by James217 October 5, 2006
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herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.
So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.
herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

herphaghonasyphilaids 

it is a std that has 4 different diseases in it...... herpies ghonrrea syphilis and aids
ewwwww!!! that girl has "herphaghonasyphilaids"

Herpighonasyphilaids 

Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual
You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.
Herpighonasyphilaids by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.
Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."
Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009

Herpaghonasyphilaids 

A ginourmous whore who is rumored to have at least one or more STD's;
"Dude i think she has Herpaghonasyphilaids, i wouldn't fuck that."
Herpaghonasyphilaids by Paige September 17, 2004

herpeghonasyphilaids 

The morbid combination of herpes, ghonorrea, syphilis, and AIDS.
Joe had sex with a tranny slut and got herpeghonasyphilaids.
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