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Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione 

An exceptional young woman. The brightest of her age, and the prettiest for years to come. To be described as a “Hermione” would be the greatest compliment a girl could ever receive. Athletic, strong, beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’ll study hard about any topic, then find a way to make a joke out of it. She works hard even if she doesn’t know it’ll pay off. She is the type of person who would enjoy partying hard all night, but also having a quiet night in with her friends. Hermione's are rare and difficult to find. When you find a Hermione keep her cherish her as she is your best hope in life. The only word that could define a Hermione is perfect
“Wow I met this amazing girl last night she was quite the Hermione”
Hermione by ThoughtfulDuck November 25, 2018

Hermione 

Hermione is a beautiful girl, who cares a lot about her friends. She is smart, funny, caring and many more! Everyone wants to be just like her. She is the best person you will ever find!
❤️
I wish that i can be like Hermione 😩❤️
Hermione by x.Moonlight.x July 17, 2019

Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs
*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"
Hermioneophobia by Grimizan June 29, 2011

Hermione Granger 

The Brightest Witch of her age.
''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''

Hermione Granger 

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''
(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!
Hermione Granger by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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