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Newts 

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NUTS
Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts
Newts by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019
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Newts 

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The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.
Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!
Newts by Yippikia February 27, 2013
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Newts 

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A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
Newts by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newts Noot Sook 

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Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.
If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!
Newts Noot Sook by kpizzle7 October 16, 2012
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Newts wife 

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Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
Newts wife hates Amelie
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 31, 2021
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Newts wife 

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Not Melie’s wife
Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.
Newts wife by Sperm killer March 30, 2021
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pajama casual 

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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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funflation 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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