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Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year

I got five NEWTs

NEWTs by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009

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Newts

NUTS

Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts

Newts by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019

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Newts

The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands.

Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.

Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made?

Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!

Newts by Yippikia February 27, 2013

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Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

Newts by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newts Noot Sook

Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.

If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!

Newts Noot Sook by kpizzle7 October 16, 2012

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Newts wife

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.

Newts wife hates Amelie

Newts wife by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

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Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

Newts wife by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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