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Herk Ma Derk 

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.
Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?
Herk Ma Derk by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014

Herka Derka 

We can't give that herka derka a real bomb, give him a colored box to play with instead.
Herka Derka by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

herka derka 

"Oh, herka derka!"
herka derka by veneet August 1, 2025

HerkyJerks 

This is a physical phenomenon that happens to a person that is too fucking high. It causes uncontrollable movements of the body. It may be an aggressive blink as if ones eyes were taking a picture or a repeated look of surprise or maybe an uncontrollable thrusting of the hips or as serious as a full body seizure( like how Elaine on Seinfeld dances) Some may throw their arms around as if they're stranded on an island and trying to get a boats attention It's not contagious but procede with caution because these people are often paranoid and may suddenly go on a high speed chase all by themselves. Just stay out of there way and they will not hurt you. These people are high in salt and will want to fight you or fuck you. Salt Lake City Utah is where this condition has
Sorry guys I have the herkyjerks.
HerkyJerks by 801Tcj July 18, 2022

Herkyjerky 

The act of receiving head and crossing the centerline .
SUDDENLY Jerking the wheel into your lane and finishing with a herkyjerky hand job.
Herkyjerky by Hippy_Juices May 29, 2019

HerkyJerks 

This is a physical phenomenon that happens to a person that is too fucking high. It causes uncontrollable movements of the body. It may be an aggressive blink as if ones eyes were taking a picture or a repeated look of surprise or maybe an uncontrollable thrusting of the hips or as serious as a full body seizure( like how Elaine on Seinfeld dances) Some may throw their arms around as if they're stranded on an island and trying to get a boats attention It's not contagious but procede with caution because these people are often paranoid and may suddenly go on a high speed chase all by themselves. Just stay out of there way and they will not hurt you. These people are high in salt and will want to fight you or fuck you. Salt Lake City Utah is where this condition has
Sorry guys I have the herkyjerks.
HerkyJerks by 801Tcj July 18, 2022