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HerkyJerks 

This is a physical phenomenon that happens to a person that is too fucking high. It causes uncontrollable movements of the body. It may be an aggressive blink as if ones eyes were taking a picture or a repeated look of surprise or maybe an uncontrollable thrusting of the hips or as serious as a full body seizure( like how Elaine on Seinfeld dances) Some may throw their arms around as if they're stranded on an island and trying to get a boats attention It's not contagious but procede with caution because these people are often paranoid and may suddenly go on a high speed chase all by themselves. Just stay out of there way and they will not hurt you. These people are high in salt and will want to fight you or fuck you. Salt Lake City Utah is where this condition has
Sorry guys I have the herkyjerks.
HerkyJerks by 801Tcj July 18, 2022
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HerkyJerks 

This is a physical phenomenon that happens to a person that is too fucking high. It causes uncontrollable movements of the body. It may be an aggressive blink as if ones eyes were taking a picture or a repeated look of surprise or maybe an uncontrollable thrusting of the hips or as serious as a full body seizure( like how Elaine on Seinfeld dances) Some may throw their arms around as if they're stranded on an island and trying to get a boats attention It's not contagious but procede with caution because these people are often paranoid and may suddenly go on a high speed chase all by themselves. Just stay out of there way and they will not hurt you. These people are high in salt and will want to fight you or fuck you. Salt Lake City Utah is where this condition has
Sorry guys I have the herkyjerks.
HerkyJerks by 801Tcj July 18, 2022
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herkajerkil

completely stoned and completely drunk simultaneously
Michael was so herkajerkil at the party last night.
herkajerkil by Michael Saadi February 23, 2008

Herkyjerky 

The act of receiving head and crossing the centerline .
SUDDENLY Jerking the wheel into your lane and finishing with a herkyjerky hand job.
Herkyjerky by Hippy_Juices May 29, 2019

herkjerk 

A group of herks in a circle jerking off
Hey, look at that herkjerk over there, let's go join!
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026