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heredditary 

A b**ls**t "my parent is that way, too" excuse for your obsession wif online forums.
Claiming dat your frequent and/or lengthy perusing of and/or posting on internet message-boards is because "it's heredditary" is an invalid defense in two ways --- first of all, just because an older family-member has engaged in an unhealthy practice does not in any way excuse YOU for doing da same --- each of us has an obligation to behave responsibly around our fellow humans as best we reasonably can, regardless of what those who came before us have chosen to do. And then secondly, if you are indeed aware of your senior relative's unwise actions to such a degree dat you can actually verbalize coherently about it, then --- again --- you have da "respect for your fellow man" duty to actively take whatever appropriate steps that are logically within your physical/mental/intellectual capabilities to perform better yourself --- in da words of wise men everywhere, “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
heredditary by QuacksO February 27, 2024
Words you can keep

HOreditary 

When being a Hoe, Thot, slut, Runs in the Family, in the genes.
Shelby is a Hoe just like her Mom Lyndsey, must be Horeditary!
HOreditary by Dramafree13 November 20, 2019

Hereditaried 

The act of sticking your head out of a car window and hitting your head on a telephone pole, thus decapitating you. The word is derived from the horror movie Hereditary. In which just that happens.
"Lmao, Jerma985 was playing the game My Summer Car on stream and hereditaried himself"
Hereditaried by Jül July 11, 2022

hereditary whore 

A condition causing one being born from a whore to have no other option than become one. Usually a serial cheater within multiple relationships, if they make it that far.
She was always going to have a gaper, she is a hereditary whore.

Bro, of course she slept with someone else, I heard she is a hereditary whore. Have you not seen her mother?

Hereditary 

Possibly the scariest movie ever made. I praise this movie for its creative thrills and how it did it on such a small budget. Directed by Ari Aster who also direct Midsommar, this guy will get in your head. Some amazing performances done by the legendary Tony Collet and the equally talented Alex Wolff that would haunt your dreams. A story about a bad family situation that only keeps getting worse, and ad some Pagan rituals and you got this movie. It’s got some unimaginable family drama that makes you feel like you are a part of it while it makes you feel the devil breathing down your neck. While I praise this movie for its sophisticated and not cheap scares with a family drama that I hope will never happen in mine, this movie is not meant for everyone. Do be warned, with movie will go into your eyes and skull fuck you until you love it or until you just become a schizophrenic. There is a reason it is rated R, not just for the nudity at the end and like four f bombs, but it will bring some “inspired” dreams. If you thought that the conjuring was scary, wait until you watch this masterpiece of horror
Hereditary is dreadful, and I love it.
Hereditary by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020

Hereditary Fault 

Hereditary Fault.
(+ The product of a One Night Stand)

+ Some one who turns out to look nothing like either parents

+Someone who turns out to have any personallity traits of the father or mother
Sam: "Did you hear about jimmy's story? His mom and 'dad' had a one night stand"
Terry: "You mean jimmy's a Hereditary Fault?! Nasty..."
Hereditary Fault by Bob. August 21, 2004

Hereditary Autism 

"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"
Hereditary Autism by .Thicc. May 10, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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