herbito 

a herb , homo, douche bag, a what ever all rolled up into one - a herbito also known as "herbert" or "jed"

"Jon" is herbito's brother

"mick is a herbito"
or

"hey herbito get the fuck out of my way"

or

"herbito keeps calling me"

herbito by the bizzle September 2, 2003

Herbivorous men 

Term given to men (currently in Japan) that are uninterested in sex, but all into fashion and personal grooming. Likely to be described as metrosexual as well.

This term was coined by author and pop culture columnist Maki Fukasawa; full article available on CNN (or google search it)

Those guys there don't look so tough; they have the air of herbivorous men diffusing from their well-kept skin pores.

Herbivorous men by Wombati June 7, 2009

Herbivore 

A person who takes the slow way in romantic matters. Refers to people who don't/won't take the initiative first, preferring to wait for the romantic interest to make the first move.

An extremely common trait in the main characters of harem animes.

"Man, John's been eyeing Jennifer for years without even making a move! He's such a herbivore!"

Herbivore by Damn nigga, you cray cray April 6, 2015

herbiture 

a person who smokes marijuana,and or posseses it.

Eric is such an herbiture.

herbiture by Dylan Starkbrookuab March 9, 2008

Human Herbivore 

The human herbivore was designed to live on earth as an integral part of nature. He has become estranged from nature by a culture 'artificially scripted' by extremely ancient temple communities.

These societies determined at some point in their evolution to produce a class of humans capable of violence to protect them and guard their treasures. They set about to define cultural mores that would insure that captured children raised inside these artificial reality cultures would never be able to learn the truth of their naturally peaceful and attuned natures.

They raised them to kill small animals; consume flesh; war with each other; be competitive in all matters; never speak truthfully and never assume that anyone else was unless they were authority figures.

They taught them that only discipline should be trusted, mind over matter (meaning over ones natural instincts), that 'nature' was cruel, that only artificial engineering could insure comfort and peace...

But mostly they taught them to always look to a leader and listen to nothing else. They instituted a culture of rewards and punishments and were able to create desensitized warriors that could kill on demand.

These meat-eating creatures, who other temple members considered something of a monstrosity, were kept isolated from the rest of society. Their creation also brought about the need for the creation of strict castes so that the greater society would not be polluted by their conditioned and violent natures but also their unusual diseases.

Thus two completely unique societies became both intertwined and interdependent with all the consequent convolutions of logic apparent today.
Eventually, this 'warrior' class overthrew the original temple culture completely. These temple cultures existed across the globe and as each fell to a class of warriors, wars broke out between the now warrior-dominated temple societies as well.

This separation and artificial society began with man's induced separation from nature, in particular, the most basic part of his own nature which allows him to fully participate in all of nature... his human herbivore design.

See: Milton Mills, MD., "Comparative Anatomy of Eating"

This design is his key to communion and in fact true wisdom, the result of communion in nature.

The human herbivore that practices meat-eating is blinded to his true nature by the gross unnaturalness of his behavior and the culture that enables it.

Human Herbivore by Cheryl Maietta November 9, 2008

herbity berbity

Herbity Berbity is a phrase used to annoy teachers in school and parents at home. It means nothing but you have to say it in a constipated voice and quickily. It is used to act like you have trets. Can also be changed into the form Herbity Berbin, Herbindy Berbity, Herbinmiester, Herbinator Berbinator, or other forms made up by any one. Can be combined to form complex herbity berbs or left singular for the casual herbity gooch. If you really want to get fancy adding gooch in there will cause the bitches to line up at your door.

Teacher: "After you simplify-"
Student: "Herbity Berbity!"

"Hey bro how was the herbinmeister berbity herbity berbin last night?"
"It was the casual herbity berb herbinator."

herbity berbity by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012

hermitous 

hermit behavior, to hermit thy self, the act of hermiting, to hermit, to stay home intending to save money by not going out, avoiding your friends.

I lead a hermitous life in my dismal apartment with no friends, no money and no girlfriend.

hermitous by clint2295760 February 27, 2008