herbilogical 

Logic after one has smoked marijuana.

tom and ted smoked marijuana while watching the presidential debate, and found that it was herbilogically inconcievable that neither candidate was qualified.

herbilogical by Herbilogically Advanced '67 July 26, 2009

hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

hornilogical clock by Mister Willsie October 11, 2010

herbiforical 

someone that imagines themselfs doing something sexual to a celebrity or someone that would never actually have sex with them.

“She imagines haveing a sexual relationship with drake she’s a herbiforical”

herbiforical by Unreal reals = unreal feels February 11, 2019

Hornilogical 

When you are horny and able to easily justify the reason why.

I haven’t had sex in weeks and I’ve been doing okay, but that guy’s reptile shirt got me hornilogical and now I can’t think straight.

Hornilogical by JoBangles619 June 14, 2022