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herstory 

Herstory: a word invented in the late 20th century to mean "history", that is, history not written by men but by women, hence "herstory" (her story) rather than "history" (his story). The word "herstory" was invented because certain people with feminist predelictions thought the word "history" means, literally, "his" "story", as if to mean the story belongs to him, male possessive pronoun. Naturally, any person who is even a tad more than illiterate will realize that the word "history" derives from the Greek word "historia", which means "to inquire into". Thus "history" has absolutely nothing to do with male possessions, or even maleness. It appears that illiteracy was the standard of the day, being that it was enough for the word to "sound like" male possession of the story, instead of looking into (inquire into?) the true meaning of the word (history, that is).
Her story (herstory) appears to have been omitted from the narrative because some neglected to look into the history of the word "history". The history of herstory is one of smug satisfaction with the condition of illiteracy.
herstory by wingtai August 8, 2006

herstory 

Feminist version of the word "history".
Word is often used as an example of radical fememinism.
Joan of Arc was one of the greatest women in herstory.
herstory by Jason February 5, 2005

Herbavor 

(1) An individual that is seemingly always under the strong influence of cannabis // marijuana.
*+ Often also exhibits the qualities of being tired, sleepy,
seemingly nautious, hungry, and often 'stupid'.
*+ The wrong kindof pothead.

(2) An animal who eats only plants and vegitation.
(1) Dude Tokin is such a herbavore. That guy's always stoned!
(2) The farm cow is a herbavore, it eats only grass and vegitation.
Herbavor by xnosx October 23, 2007

Herbavor 

Like a herb but a little worse.
Nate is such a herbavor.
Herbavor by Kel November 19, 2004
Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.
'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'
HERGATORY by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

Herbavorniforous 

Having to do with being a herb; More than one person as in a species.
All of those fags are Herbavorniforous.

Your so freakin' Herbavorniforous.
Herbavorniforous by DANK May 27, 2004