henian 

i love this guy. he makes me feel so safe, he's an introverted, loyal, smart and emotional guy. sweetest smiles, kindest heart, his loyalty is out of this universe <33

"Henian, Such a sweet soul. "

henian by deauniverse April 28, 2022

faux-hemian 

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.

That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.

faux-hemian by ealanm October 27, 2007

helianthophobia 

The fear of sunflowers

She has really bad helianthophobia so don't give her sunflowers

helianthophobia by bilquis March 1, 2015

faux-hemian 

One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.

"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"

faux-hemian by a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie February 11, 2006

tim henman 

"unexpected semi" or mild erection. derived from Tim Henman's mediocre skills somehow allowing him to reach the semi-finals of tournaments, albeit unexpectedly.

So I'm sitting in church and all of a sudden, I get tim henman.

tim henman by Johnsack January 6, 2008

henman 

An unexpected semi ie a semi engorged male member - based on Henman's semi final count - ie he is not normally expected to get into a semi final.

Fuck me I've got a Henman on!!!!!

henman by bingo89 May 6, 2006

henman 

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

henman by jim December 24, 2004