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Henyans are descendants of couch potatoes. Instead of the couch they choose the gaming chair. Tall and slightly Handsom but with an average package. With their tall structure and being in a chair all day leads them to have an elongated neck. Although they are gamers and never eat well balanced meals and never go outside, they are actual very clean. You can often spot them clipping their nails in their gamer dungeon. One thing they refuse to clean is the many bowls surrounding their computer and soda jugs filled with piss. The bad choice in food and low vitamin D intake leads to them often having bad stomach problems. They use this issue as their perfect excuse of never having to leave the house. This creates their endless cycle of gaming resulting in them getting the top of the leaderboard of every game they play.
AH that dirty Henyan always shitting himself..
Henyan by GertrumBertrum November 30, 2023
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A Henyan is a gaming term for a elite non pro gamer. Henyan's often look like your typical discord moderator. Henyan's are the type of gamers to duck tape a soda bottle to there penis and cut a hole in their chair for easy relief during gaming. Henyan's typically don't pick up or clean their room resulting in a cockroach infested gaming lair's. Their sleep schedules are 18 hours of straight gaming with 2 hours of self pleasure and 4 hours of sleep. Henyans go on to be 40 year old virgins and tend to pass away by 50 due to unhealthy eating habits and vitamin D deficiency. Henyans have never touched grass.
That guy is already level 60, what a fucking Henyan!
Henyan by GertrumBertrum December 10, 2023
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The phrase Skeppy uses when he's stressed.
"HENYA!" Skeppy after being knocked off his island but saving himself in bedwars.
Henya by on June 16, 2020
An absolute fuckin rocket. Heyann is a tank bro.
“Man heyann is a legend.” “Heyann is the name of a woman.“
Heyann by Cheetodust101 April 22, 2020
Japanesse
In Card Captor Sakura, Sakura uses the word whenever she feels floaty and all good inside
Girl:"I feel so hanyan around him"
Friend: "You like him, don't you?"
hanyan by Neko_Saiyan_Girl July 3, 2005

tim henman 

"unexpected semi" or mild erection. derived from Tim Henman's mediocre skills somehow allowing him to reach the semi-finals of tournaments, albeit unexpectedly.
So I'm sitting in church and all of a sudden, I get tim henman.
tim henman by Johnsack January 6, 2008
look, it’s a heyang, gross
Heyang by SoyMilk181 May 24, 2022